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If you’re dreading reading Homer’s Odyssey, we’ve got news for you. This guy was, too, until he discovered the smokin’-hot nymph and the monsters that snacked on Odysseus’s companions and Odysseus’s absurd strength. In fact, to hear him tell it, The Odyssey might actually be a pretty good read … 

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Stinks to be me right now. Utterly stinks to be me.

A 400-page poem? I think my English teacher forgot to take her meds …

This Telemachus character is a total GIRL. Be a man, dude! Those guys are totally trying to bed your mom. DO SOMETHING!

OK, now this is getting good. Odysseus gets to hang out with a smokin’-hot nymph AND go home to his wife? Killer.

Dude, was Homer on ‘shrooms? Cuz these monsters are seriously cracked out. It was pretty awesome when the Cyclops just up and snacked on Odysseus’s companions, though.

That’s right. Just try to string that bow. HAHA! Epic fail! Here goes Odysseus. Man! Was that dude on like ancient Greek steroids or something? He OWNED them.

Dude, this is utterly nerdly, but I just joined the Facebook fan page for the Odyssey. It’s such an awesome book! At the end, there’s this epic bloodbath, followed by Odysseus gettin’ down and dirty with the wifey, followed by … What do you mean you haven’t finished it? Peace out, man. Call me later.